BLACKBERRY

Shes got a blackberry

I’ve got a galaxy

She doesnt have WhatsApp
She downloads it just for me

She wont have time for you
She wont have time for your best remarks

And wont send you pictures
No matter how nice you ask.

<chorus>
Oh and shes so smooth
Doing the things you do
(x2)

<Solo>

<verse2>
I’ll get to know her,
Regardless of the time and place

At least shes willing,
Saves the cost of buying face

Not the type to get mad
But her dad would

The type that jams greenday while driving through Parkwood

<chorus x2>

DON’T SLUTS GET COLD

<verse>
Hes planned this out all year
Hes says its a business trip
Mind the fact that they’re all lies
But she doesn’t really give a shit
Kissed the kids and the wife out the way
He says “I’ll bring you something nice”
Just a few more hours left
Before he gets one down for life

SHE’S looking good in red
And her make-up is a mess
But he’s chuffed as he looks at her
Since he’s the one that bought that dress

SHE’S got a lot to say
It’s what keeps him in her head
AND THE ONE THING SHE WOULD HATE IS TO WAKE UP ALONE IN HER BED

<chorus>
Open up, nice and wide,
Since tonight
You’ll be wrecking a home

Ever since you started sending all those pictures to his phone

Open up, nice and wide,
Since tonight
You’ll be wrecking a home

Solo

<verse>
Its like a magic trick
When he looks into her eyes
Its a win-win sitch for her
He cant see the bruise on her thighs
And he likes what she does to him
Keeps him from getting old
I’m surprised, by the clothes she wears,
Its a wonder that she never gets cold

SHE’S looking good in red
And her make-up is a mess
But he’s chuffed as he looks at her
Since he’s the one that bought that dress

SHE’S got a lot to say
It’s what keeps him in her head
AND THE ONE THING SHE WOULD HATE IS TO WAKE UP ALONE IN HER BED

<chorus>

<dance part>

<“take off your pants” part>

<thats art 🎨>

DJANGO

Fuck a blue and a red pill
I just took a yellow one

Not prescribed or advised but I swear
That it’s tons of fun

I heard that you liked my style
But I’m too glued to my phone

I wanna ditch all my friends so
I can get you alone

So I Can Get You Alone!

The only roach I’d kill is the one I smoke
And you’re not my friend unless you’re packing dope
So I dont have to

Only boat thats lit is the one I spark and
You act like theres no sailing after dark
But i do

Yeah I Do!!!

ALL MY FRIENDS

I’ve been looking for you
Ignoring every street sign
Dont know what to do
I wanna see if its true
So double on the bet, I’ve got nothing to lose
I’ll see if you fit the shoe

But listen, I know what they think of you
I cant forget what they said
Cant get it out of my head

All my friends say that you’re crazy,
thats why i dont give a fuck about you
All my friends say that you’re crazy baby,
I can’t give a fuck about you,
Do you recall
Standing next to me in stones before I saw you on the floor
All my friends say that you’re crazy that’s why I dont give a fuck about you

I’ve been looking for you
Ignoring every street sign
Dont know what to do
I wanna know if its true
Too curious to decide, you know what, that means
I’ll let you make the move

But listen,i know what they think of you
I cant forget what they said
Cant get it out of my head

PABLO NERUDA

Old soul like Pablo Neruda
She said “I’m not finished yet,
Wait your turn” in the back of the cinema
I said
“Baby, I love you to death”

Baby, I love you to death

She does things like misjudge the weather
Beyond Marlboro cigarettes
I wanna do all the things that make you quiver
Cos baby, I love you to death

Baby, I love you to death

TIGHT TURN-OFF

<verse>
Ive got a secret
Youre on the edge of your seat
As you put your ear next to mine
My only defence
Since I’ve got nothing to say
Except to close your eyes
And I’ll be thinking bout you more
Moreover whats the catch and
Whats been keeping me here
I know you’ve heard it all before
But you still give me the time
Any month of the year

<chorus>
You take control
Only when you want what you need to know
And I’ve been told
You’re the type to get what you wanted

<verse2>
Shes called again
But I’m not one to assume
Silly gestures with an undertone
Of hidden regret
With all the things that she said
I wouldn’t be surprised
If he came rushing through the door with the apple
A bone to pick, reading between the lines
You think that settling the score
Would make it feel less like a chore

You’re only waiting for the time that you decide to take the rope and you,

<chorus>

 

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